John Dulle was born in Topeka Kansas in 1883.  The product of a Russian prostitute and an insane pastry chef, he has the best mix that genetics can offer.  John made a living as a train robber until his thirty-second birthday, when he realized the big money was in portable outhouses.  He made his millions by revolutionizing the air ventilation system in these portable crappers.  By the time he was forty had earned enough money to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming Lieutenant Governor of Micronesia.   John started his campaign for this prestigious position in 1923.   Sadly after several months of campaign John realized that the people of Detroit are not even allowed to vote in the election for Lt. Governor of Micronesia and he had to change his campaign strategy all together.  Most scholars would agree this unfortunate oversight was the reason for Johns loss to Jojo McKilamajarey in the 1924 election.  John retired to his summer home in Cancun Mexico were he is still known as the King of Spring Break. (The following account is entirely true except for all of it.)




For those he don't know me my name is John Dulle and this is my webpage. This is my first official webpage so it is primarily being used as educational tool. Hopefully it may double as a source of amusement for some people. I am a 23 year college student. I go to UNI where I am a senior Managment Information Systems major. I am from Cedar Rapids Iowa, I went to Regis High School and graduated in 1996. I work an intern job at John Deere Waterloo Works as a Computer Help Desk rep. If you have any questions or comment or just feel like sending an email to someone you don't know you can email me...